There it is, tiny and suspended in a bar of soap. The polymer brainchild of soapmaker Lisa, FetoSoaps each feature a fetus just shy of an inch, available in themes of mermaids, adorable conjoined twins, and even itty-bitty mohawked punk fetuses. The bar she sent us features the plain-jane “cletus fetus,” in a round bar of clear glycerin soap, scented with lavender. The scent is light and understated, no cheap screaming whiff to smack you in the face upon unwrapping the package. It’s a little stickier to the touch than your typical commercial bar, but in a nice “somebody made this by hand” way. It also leaves the skin squeaky-clean after washing, which means it’s probably best as a beside-the-sink wash-your-hands bar – and really, why hide this from your guests behind a shower curtain? Best of all, when the bar’s finished, you get to keep the fetus. Five dollars and free shipping for U.S. and Canadian customers. Oh, and she’s now added a page of nonfeto soap as well.