Compare The Moshpit invites you to pick the fiercest crowd battle from between two photos, and includes a “most hardcore of all time” page of winners. I really hope that guy with 139 wins is at a GWAR show. (via MetalSucks)

Also from MetalSucks: this John Varvatos Isn’t Just An Asshole – He’s a Lying Asshole post about what happened to the CBGB’s space is a few years old, but I do so enjoy it when pompous, overblown press releases get a well-deserved evisceration. (And here’s the Yelp review.)

Just to make sure everyone here is good and informed with this utterly crucial document: the Heavy Metal Band Names Flow Chart. “Pointless misspellings,” haha. (Comic vs. Audience)

This is not to be confused with the Metal Geneology Flow Chart from Headbanger’s Journey. (Wikipedia)

Get well soon, MCA!!!! (Brooklyn Vegan)

And now, a gallery of the world’s worst lingerie designs, which includes taxidermy and golf balls. I totally take issue with #2, though – this looks like it came from Nylonz, whom we’ve listed because they carry 12-strap garter belts. (InventorSpot, via Jezebel)