This week, Pollywog takes a bath in a drawerful of legwarmers. Which is the champagne of kitty courtesans everywhere.

Speaking of which, Coilhouse has posted an in-depth report on the phenomenon of Tokyo cat cafes, right down to the rules of conduct and feline “menus.” Prepare to die of cuteness.

(No Bella this week, The Golden Eyes of Trouble has decided not to grace us with her presence this afternoon.)