Riffing on the current rage for slouch bags dripping with shiny details, punk brand Too Fast pulls off an awesome sendup of mainstream fashion with this fantastic homage to schlock, in handbag form. Patterned in a lurid horror-poster print, the purse features a shoulder strap and cascading fringe livened up with the acid green of alien lifeforms, transforming a trendy trim into a perfectly coordinating 3-D mass of tentacles.